Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Another Triumph for Technology (Also, Boobs!)

Do you have too much time on your hands, an iphone, and a burning desire to know you would look like with a larger pair of melons?  No?  Are you a perv, with too much time on your hands and a burning desire to play around with boobies?  Well, here's the app for you!  It's called iAugment.  You take a picture of your own torso (you know, or sneak and take a picture of one your sister's friends), and you upload it into the app.  Then you can use a simple slider for hours of jug adjusting fun.

Before you get concerned, this app was created by a female plastic surgeon.  So, clearly it's all good.  We can brush off any concerns about the normalization of body dissatisfaction.  Instead, let's chat about what in the hell is going on with the right boob in the left picture below.  Maybe the bra is just winking at us.

Winking all the way to the bank. Awww, yeah!

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