Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Put on some pants, Elle Fanning!


She's thirteen years old!  This is from the current issue of Marie Claire.  Overall it's a beautiful editorial, but come on. 

Put on some pants, Grandpa!

UGH.  This just makes me crazy.  Check out the photo of this nasty old man.



Apparently, US airways let this guy fly in his snazzy little outfit.  What-the-hell?  You know what, there are people who legitimately have gender identity disorder.  It's like a birth defect where their body and brain do not match.  It's a real thing, and it would be incredibly horrible.  If I woke up tomorrow with a peen I would freak the hell out.  That's what it's like to have gender identity disorder.  These people are not weirdos, and they don't try to fly on airplanes dressed like Joe Biden crossed with Tila Tequila.

This outfit is not appropriate for a woman to fly in.  I would complain if Heidi Klum tried to get on an airplane in that outfit (although probably I'd be more focused on how god-awful tacky it is).  Put some friggin' clothes on, homie.

Let's make it clear that I would never attempt to diagnose someone I have not met or am not caring for.   That being said, you know who wants to get on an airplane looking like a whore?  People who want attention.  People who get off on attention.  This nasty ass old man most likely found the experience powerfully arousing.  That disgusts me.  There are kids at airports.  Sometimes my kids are at airports.  I don't want them involuntarily getting sucked into your transvestic fetish fantasies.

ALSO, this makes people think that gay people and people with gender identity disorder are perverts.  They are not.  I bet you anything this old fucker is straight.   Ugh.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Justice.



I just came across an article about a 53 year-old man named  Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez who lived in Texas.  He rode his bike over two miles to the home of a 77 year-old woman to rape her.  Yeah. A dude named Isabel rode his bike to go rape an elderly lady.  He was on the wings of winning, full of tiger blood and the DNA of Adonis.

Anyway, while this loser scumbag was in the act of raping someone's grandmother at knifepoint, he apparently had a heart attack and died.   Have fun in Hell, a**hole!

You can read the full story here.