If All of Your Friends Gave Their Kids Illegal Botox Injections...

Have you been thinking that your preschooler is looking a little saggy in the jowls?  Is your second grader getting crow's feet?   Mine either.

Apparently, everyone who is everyone on the child pageant circuit is now illegally injecting their kids with botox.  Good Morning America did a story with a pageant mom who injects her eight-year old to get rid of wrinkles.   She sees no problem with it, and defends her actions by saying that all the other moms do it.   Ooookay, then.

You have to watch the video, although be forewarned that it might make you want to smack somebody.   

The mother in this video is not just shallow and a terrible parent.  She is also indescribably, incredibly stupid. I'm not just saying this out of anger, either.  Listen to the way she speaks and her reasoning for what she does.  I'm not going to render a professional opinion or anything here, but let's just say that MENSA is not going to be stamping their approval on this bitch's application any time soon.

First off, it's dumb to do a medical procedure at home when you are clearly not a medical professional.  Even better, why not do a procedure that involves injecting black market botulism poison into your kid's face?   Second, if you are going to risk your child's life because you want her to be a pretty, pretty princess, it's probably not smart to document it with photos and videos and share it with the national news media.  Do you think that child protective services might have something to say about that?  No, I'm guessing that it hasn't occurerd to you. Something tells me you are actually going to be shocked when a social worker comes knocking on your door.  Let's just hope you aren't in the middle of giving your daughter a black market boob job when they show up.  

Ugh.  Say a prayer for that little girl.  She is going to grow up all kinds of effed up with a mother like that.